Nothing says death wish like attempting to ride a tiger shark twice your size, because tiger sharks reportedly don’t fuck around. The level of ‘fucks they do not give’ should already become apparent just from its name alone, considering tigers are also extremely proficient at ripping your face off. If it was just for the stripes on its back, it could’ve just as easily been named zebra shark. However, that would be extremely misleading since zebras are vegetarians, not super efficient killing machines.




